ive been laughing for like 50 years at this
she did it boys
she found it
See You Space Cowboy: "One Piece" Themed Restaurant Named "Baratie" to Open in Tokyo
Japanese TV station Fuji TV announced today that it will open a new entertainment restaurant named “One Piece Restaurant Baratie” on the seventh floor of its headquarter building in Odaiba, Tokyo, on June 28th. Fuji TV has broadcasted the TV anime adaptation of Eiichiro Oda’s super…
becoming an adult is weird
it’s like
wow i can drive a car and set my own schedule
wow i can go online and buy 50 dragon dildos
wait what?
did i stutter
mY AUNT JUST POSTED THIS ON FACEBOOK BECAUSE WE’RE GETTING A LOT OF SNOW BUT I CHOKED OMFG
dont choke learn from ur aunt
When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through asks me how I’m doing, I always ask them back, just in case they need someone to talk to because you never know
Those fries could be salted with tears
So you’re the fucker who slows down the drive through
there are two kinds of people



